My World
by
Misses Kamm
The problem with society is:
Too many people with various backgrounds are crammed together in the same spot.
Generally they are individuals with different belief systems. This is mostly true with heterosexuals
over-populating the planet and trending on turf that should be reserved for the
gay and lesbian masses. Sadly, until there is some
sort of change there is always going to be this conflict. The solution: To
create a new world, a fresh start, a rebirth, where gay and lesbians can live
freely without fear or want.
First, all the heterosexuals on
the planet will be divided into groups. The really ugly and boring will be sent
off to Asia and become workers for the gay and lesbian masses. Straight
attractive women will be used for breeding stock. Straight Adonis looking men
will undergo a transformation. Through the miracle marvels of scientific
advancement they will undergo a metamorphosis of sorts and become gay. In addition
to sucking cock and fudge packing, rimming & golden showers, their semen
will be collected once a month and artificially inseminated into the uglies of
the straight, attractive breeding women who will be held hostage in deepest,
darkest, Africa. When the babies are
born, tests will be run on the infants – All attractive male children who will
grow up to become strapping Adonises will be circumcised and placed in proper gay
homes in a more fitting climate, someplace where there are malls, beauty
salons, culture & Andy Warhol movies, to be reared as gay bois. Likewise,
ugly, fat, putrid looking girl children will be shipped off to the lesbian
colony to be raised as dykes. The attractive girl babies will go off to the
breeding colony to be raised as breeders.
As you can see in my scheme of
things everything is in order – everything on the planet has its own space so
as to eliminate stepping on toes. Personally I don’t like messes. It’s like organizing dressers and
closet space. The better cocktail dresses are placed in plastic bags and hung
on wooden hangers. The everyday clothes to the front and it doesn't matter what
kind of hanger they go on. Dresser drawers likewise – important things like
post mortem photographs to the front. Necessities like butt plugs, lubes, FDS
and undies in a place where you can get at them quickly. Everything else – who in
the fuck cares.
In this new order education is
a plus. I personally will appoint myself head of culture and beauty. I have
written a symphony for the new order in cluster tones that is divinely tits.
All gay men will be taught the International Language. As for the dykes, give
them free beer and country and western music. They don’t need anything else. As
for the breeders, they will be too busy breeding to appreciate culture. Same for the worker slobs.
As for a National Religion the
cock will be worshiped and praised. In every goodly gay home there will
be
a devotional corner dedicated to cock complete with a small replica of Michelangelo’s
David. In addition, a good source of religion is watching Bette Davis movies.
From Bette one can learn so much, how to smoke, how to speak your mind &
lastly how to be virtuous. One can learn so much from Bette Davis movies……………….
"Shall we have a cigarette on it?"
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