Mrs. Kamm undressed and exposed. Barf. Don’t make be gag Blanche!!!! (1968)

(Editor’s Note In the summer of 1968 Greg Kamm created a lot of excitement in the Muskegon, Michigan/Greater Grand Rapids area. For about six months Kamm had been working part time at a local Zody’s department store masquerading as a woman under the alias Marije Moravek  from  Bohemia. Of course everyone thought Marije Moravek  was a little on the odd side but that probably had something to do with her being a foreigner. Kamm probably would have gotten away with it but made the fatal mistake in giving a Mexican co-worker a blow job behind a dumpster on the store grounds. Somehow during the process Mrs. Kamm’s wig fell off. The spic was horrified and almost shit on the spot. Afterwards, the spic wasted no time in telling co-workers that Marije was actually a he. When confronted Greg Kamm was fired. Afterwards  Greg Kamm got the ACLU involved and with them came the press and television cameras. Local papers had a field day and subscriptions when up. The whole mess was just too fucking bizarre. So bizarre the press interviewed neighbors of the Kamm family.  Below some of the better shit.

Denise Hemsworth (neighbor to the Kamms) It’s always the parents fault. When Greg was little and should have been playing little league with the boys he was playing with Barbie dolls. A boy playing with Barbie is bad enough but Greg Kamm was playing funeral Barbie – putting the doll in a coffin and having Ken and Midge show up as mourners.

(James Clawson, cashier at the local Walgreens) Everyone thought it kind of strange when Greg Kamm would come in the store and buy sanitary napkins for himself. But nobody felt like asking questions. There are some things you’re better off not knowing.

(Greg’s Grandma Sell – Manistee, MI) Once I caught Greg calling up strange boys, changing his voice and telling them his name was “Little anal Annie

” and were they into phone sex. I was absolutely horrified. It was shocking and vulgar.

(Sister Phillip Lucille - Muskegon Catholic Elementary School) For show and tell Greg brought a photo of some family member laying out in a casket.  It was a surprise to everyone. A surprise we could have done without. I had nightmares for a month after.